Dog show

Bark, Bark! So today, my owner Sandra took me to a dog show. She got in a big argument with her friend Carla over whether I was "breed-worthy". A rather frivolous altercation, if you ask me. So while they were arguing, I wandered off to find some Pomeranians to recruit to my cause....... I mean....um..... bark at insanely! Unfortunately, all declined (to bark at me, that is). So then when we went home, I had a little allocution with Ulu......the next door neighbor's cat! You know, I think it's time for my din-din.....

Bark, Bark!

Bark, Bark! I'm Mr. Muggles. I'm a 5-pound Pomeranian who lives in Odessa, Texas, with my owner, Sandra, and her family. I enjoy sniffing things, kibble, humping Lyle's leg, and barking. And now it's time for my bath, so bye-bye for now!